Rosalie and I purchased a new side-by-side
freezer-refrigerator and were on our way home. She said, "I really like
the one we chose. It has everything we want, but I just wish it were
not so expensive. But you know, this is probably the last refrigerator
we will ever buy before we die. I had rather have this nicer style, and
enjoy it, than to have the finest coffin you could buy for me."
I said, "You're right! Think of it this way. We can be buried in each
side of the refrigerator. Those things seal real well. We can set up a
little trust fund to hire someone to keep it plugged in so it will keep
on cooling throughout eternity."
Rosalie said, "We'll be sure to put you on the freezer side, because
where you're going, you will need to keep things as cold as possible."
I blew the horn several times at no one in
particular, just to augment our laughter. |
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