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While Rosalie was reading a pet magazine she spotted "The Pet's Bill of Rights." She began to laugh when she realized that these "rights" might also apply to people who are RETIRED. Here is how she adapted to retired persons, the ten principles of "The Pet's Bill of Rights":

AS RETIRED PERSONS,
1. We have the right to be full members of your family. We thrive on social interaction, praise, and love.

2. We have the right to stimulation. We need new games, new toys, new experiences, and new smells to be happy.

3. We have the right to regular exercise. Without it, we could become hyper, sluggish . . . or fat.

AS RETIRED PERSONS,
4. We have the right to have fun. We enjoy acting like clowns now and then; don't expect us to be predictable all of the time.

5. We have the right to quality health care. Please stay good friends with our vet.

6. We have the right to a good diet. Like some people, we don't know what's best for us. We depend on you.

AS RETIRED PERSONS,
7. We have the right to not feel rejected because of your expectations that we be great (. . .) watchdogs, hunters, or baby-sitters.

8. We have the right to receive proper training. Otherwise, our good relationships could be marred by confusion and strife--and we could become dangerous to ourselves and to others.

9. We have the right to guidance and correction based on understanding and compassion, rather than abuse.

AS RETIRED PERSONS,
10. We have the right to live with dignity . . . and to die with dignity when the time comes.

Rosalie feels that since these are good for dogs, they are good for us.

For the original Pet's Bill of Rights, see "Pets: part of the family" November/December, 1999, p. 8.

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